Area 51. What has been said about it that hasn’t already
been said?
Is it real?
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Dunno – there’s some kind of structure out there in
Nevada, so we’re gonna go with yes, but for all we know, it’s a secret society
of aliens harvesting meat for our planet.
What we do know is that it makes you think of aliens,
tentacles, and conspiracy theories in a big hurry and while those are the kind
of thoughts you’d expect Fox Mulder to be okay with, there’s reasons why razor
wire is necessary. No, not because
there’s going to be monsters or Grays suddenly standing over your bed and
asking you to lie still.
NO. HECK NO!
What we’re talking about here is something a little less
uncomfortable and something way more awesome!
Vvego has its own little Area 51 and while there’s still
some razor wire involved, there are thankfully no tentacles or probes involved.
What is Vvego’s Area 51?
Well, it houses the one thing everyone in their 20’s
should love – RARE GOODS.
Anyone who compulsively played Pokemon back in the late
90’s should be able to appreciate the manmade miracles that are rare goods. Did
one of you accidentally kill Mewtwo and forget to save before you tried to
catch him?
So sorry for any of you who did, but Area 51 is a way to
compensate for that, now that you’re an adult, if you think about it. Vvego’s
Area 51 literally houses the Mewtwo of leather wallets. (Or cufflinks if that’s
what you prefer.)
So what makes Vvego’s items so rare?
Ever had a cool wallet made out of python or shark? Those of
you who already do…. Good for you; we’re talking to the people who don’t.
Not only are Vvego’s goods made of rare materials; some
of them are also one of a kind. Feeling that shiny Mewtwo vibe yet? Then get
your Master Ball out and listen up! There
are no wallets or belts made out of alien hide-- yet. For now, you’ll have to settle for tiger-
or zebra-striped stingray, or maybe even orange karung.
What is orange karung?
Google that if you trust things without feet, but the
rest of us? We’re just gonna chill here and see who dares to be the first infiltrator
at Area 51.

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