Sunday, February 17, 2013

Where No Wallet Owner Has Been Before: Vvego’s Area 51



Area 51. What has been said about it that hasn’t already been said?

 Is it real?


Dunno – there’s some kind of structure out there in Nevada, so we’re gonna go with yes, but for all we know, it’s a secret society of aliens harvesting meat for our planet.

What we do know is that it makes you think of aliens, tentacles, and conspiracy theories in a big hurry and while those are the kind of thoughts you’d expect Fox Mulder to be okay with, there’s reasons why razor wire is necessary.  No, not because there’s going to be monsters or Grays suddenly standing over your bed and asking you to lie still.

NO. HECK NO!

What we’re talking about here is something a little less uncomfortable and something way more awesome!

Vvego has its own little Area 51 and while there’s still some razor wire involved, there are thankfully no tentacles or probes involved.

What is Vvego’s Area 51?

Well, it houses the one thing everyone in their 20’s should love – RARE GOODS.

Anyone who compulsively played Pokemon back in the late 90’s should be able to appreciate the manmade miracles that are rare goods. Did one of you accidentally kill Mewtwo and forget to save before you tried to catch him?

So sorry for any of you who did, but Area 51 is a way to compensate for that, now that you’re an adult, if you think about it. Vvego’s Area 51 literally houses the Mewtwo of leather wallets. (Or cufflinks if that’s what you prefer.)

So what makes Vvego’s items so rare?

Ever had a cool wallet made out of python or shark? Those of you who already do…. Good for you; we’re talking to the people who don’t. 

Not only are Vvego’s goods made of rare materials; some of them are also one of a kind. Feeling that shiny Mewtwo vibe yet? Then get your Master Ball out and listen up!  There are no wallets or belts made out of alien hide--  yet. For now, you’ll have to settle for tiger- or zebra-striped stingray, or maybe even orange karung.

What is orange karung?

Google that if you trust things without feet, but the rest of us? We’re just gonna chill here and see who dares to be the first infiltrator at Area 51.

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