Dogs and Cats Living Together… and They’re Coming for Your Stuff

Cats and dogs are the most destructive forces in the universe – no really, they are. Forget the nuclear holocaust we keep expecting, forget global warming, and as far as we’re concerned,  a giant meteor and a bunch of zombies are nowhere near as scary as the hairball you might find under the fridge while sweeping the kitchen floor. 

 Think about it…

They get into everything, they get hair all over every piece of furniture you own, and if it doesn’t have teeth marks, it’ll have claw marks in it. When owning a pet, keep this one simple thing in mind:

If you buy it, they will chew.

What does any of that have to do with your swag? Well, it means don’t leave your belt, shoes, or really cool wallet sitting out. The nicer it is, the more likely it is that you paid more than a dollar for it, and the nicer it is, the more likely, they will find it. Is there anything you can do about this?

Physically, no. We’re not sure why this is, but there’s some kind of power associated with big glassy eyes and fuzzy bodies that automatically stupefies anyone in possession of a soul.

Though no product will be safe from these canine and feline troublemakers, other nasty things may happen to your stuff, too. And sometimes, it’s not your fault (or your pets’). When that happens, what can you do?

BUY SWAG THAT HAS A WARRANTY.

Vvego is great for this. Not only is every single one of our products madein America, but our “Take it to the Grave” warranty protects them. That means that if the workmanship is slipshod (which it isn’t), and the belt separates or the cufflink stone falls out (which never happens), Vvego stands behind it.

We’re sorry about your pets’ attraction to all things leather, and we’re not so sure about the contents of your wallet. Um… that paper discount card you’ve been carrying around with three hole punches left? Likely digested. You’ll have to call the bank for a new debit card and you’ll probably never see that $20 in cash again unless you’re feeling brave and up to doing a little mining in about four to six hours. We wish we could solve your animal problems, but we can guarantee that if anything goes wrong with the workmanship of the items you buy, Vvego stands behind them!

But if you’re just chilling on the sofa one Sunday afternoon, watching the game and thinking about getting up for another beer, when one cat comes running in, pursued closely by the other and the first cat decides to launch himself off your body to the bookshelf, using your belt as the launching pad, well…. The claw marks in the leather are so visible it looks like you got into an altercation with Wolverine, and buddy, you have a real problem.  

Pick the shelf back up off the floor, and don’t worry about your pants slipping!  By the time our three-ply construction, hand-stitched belt saves your belly, you’ve undoubtedly ordered another. You know quality when you see it, and Vvego is just that good.