How to Crush It at a Barbecue? The Outlaw Bottle Opener Multi-Tool

 After the long winter that most of the country has had this year, we’re itching to get out there and enjoy the summer. And summer has barbecue written all over it.

Arguably the best part of having a barbecue isn’t just the quality time spent with friends or family or even the food. Is it?

So, what’s the most entertaining part of the barbecue?  Come on…

We all know it’s the beer. Right? Hearing that pop when the bottle opens makes our mouths water and we know that cool relief from the summer sun is just seconds away.

But what if you’re a stickler for bottled beer, without twist-off caps, and there’s no bottle opener?

Could happen.

Oh sure, we all have that uncle or distant cousin who can make like Dean Winchester and use the table or counter to pry the cap off the bottle without breaking the bottle itself. If you’re one of those people… More power to you. You probably don’t need a bottle opener.

And yeah, there’s that friend from college who stabs the side of a beer can and drinks the entire contents of the can in under thirty seconds, usually finishing with a loud belch. OK, so you don’t need a bottle opener for canned beer, either.

But the rest of us beer connoisseurs get to struggle.

So what do we do?

It just so happens that like the wonderful Omni-tool of Mass Effect fame, there is a multi-tool out there that is both portable and necessary, especially for when your coordination is so spotty that dexterity is a nice thought, but not quite possible. You know what we mean. So, listen…

Vvego’s Outlaw Super Alloy Bottle Opener Multi-Tool might have a hefty name, reminiscent of a Dragonball Z attack name, but it does exactly what the name implies. It opens beer bottles and is made of an even heftier metal alloy that’s usually applied to aircraft. It fits onto your key fob, so even the drunkest barbecue guest is less likely to lose it, and when the natural casing wieners arrive, the hook can even double as a cutting blade for getting them apart.

But even if you’re not having those lowest of meat forms, think about other reasons why the cutting blade might be important to you.

How many times has that perforated cardboard on a package of beer trolled you, huh? Stabbing it with a knife or scissors is a terrible idea. (OK, admit that you thought of that first.) But listen, this hook can simply finish the job that the machines seemed to forget about so you can get to your beer safely and without wasting a drop.

Plus, the Outlaw only weighs about an ounce. How cool is that? It’s certainly lighter than your cell phone, and stands less of a chance of pulling your jeans down just enough to display those Batman-themed boxers you refuse to throw away.

The bottom line is, barbecues can be boring without the proper equipment. But you saved the day! You opened everyone’s beer with the multi-tool.

You’re totally the hero of the party!